A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful And Damned (via bookmania)
noctos: this is the best thing in my drafts
homosaurus-rex: I love that the Olympic Village now orders 100,000 condoms per Olympics, because after the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough anymore. And I really love that, according to Ryan Lochte, “70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians” are having sex. It’s definitely the XXX Olympics
henthailand: hakuna my tatas
videohall: A spider wouldn’t move from my monitor, so I gave him a trip into another dimension
jackiny0urbox: lol what am i watching omg
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